BUT WHAT IF MERMAIDS HOLD HANDS LIKE OTTERS WHEN THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?
Klein - "Klein is the Black King. Klein placed the enemy King into checkmate!"
Acotas - “Acotas is the Promoted Black Knight. Acotas defeated an enemy Bishop before dying.”
Oxford - "Oxford is the Black Queen. Oxford defeated 5 enemy pieces by themselves."
Abel - "Abel is the Promoted Black Knight. Abel defeated 5 enemy pieces by themselves"
Filone - "Filone is the Promoted Black Bishop. Filone surrendered after their king was defeated."
Cardinal - “Cardinal is the Black Pawn. Cardinal survived until the end of the game!”
Ibis - “Ibis is the Promoted Black Bishop. Ibis took the first enemy piece in the game.”
Hansel - "Hansel is the Black Pawn. Hansel defeated an enemy Rook before dying."
Ross - “Ross is the White Pawn. Ross was the first piece to be taken.”
Darcy - “Darcy is the White King. Darcy took the first enemy piece in the game.”
Diana - "Diana is the White Pawn. Diana sacrificed themselves to save their King."
Panettone - “Panettone is the White Pawn. Panettone sacrificed themselves to kill the enemy Queen.”
after all these years
i finally found it
the gif i’ve been searching for
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